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Song from the Heart

Song from the Heart

This is a song from the heart. It’s been a long time coming, I’ve spent a long time strumming this song from the heart. This song from the heart could be so complicated but simply stated it’s just a song from th.....Read more

Dog's Dinner

Dog's Dinner

I wrote a song for you, but this isn't it, the one I wrote for you was shit. Far too familiar, not unique, the chorus was limp and weak. I wrote you another, this isn't it either, that one is too clear and precise. Yet t.....Read more

(I've Got) A Woolly Hat

(I've Got) A Woolly Hat

You've got a big house, a big car, two yachts, you own a bar. You'look good, you keep trim, you're in shape; you've got a gym. A big pool out the back, new teeth, a six pack, and I've got a woolly hat. You've got cash an.....Read more

Big Man

Big Man

Don't start on me cause I haven't finished yet. If you want to pick a fight, I suggest it's time you left. I haven't got the punch line to go another round. Maybe you should split before we settle down. You can't change .....Read more

You Didn't!

You Didn't!

I found the needle in the haystack and I passed right through the eye of that needle. I found the four leafed clover - it had hens' teeth in the middle. I saw two magpies against the cloudless sky. Jumped over the moon w.....Read more

Where Has My Libido Gone?

Where Has My Libido Gone?

Oh where has my libido gone? Last night it was abundant but now there is none. I put it somewhere for safekeeping - I think you stole it while I was sleeping! Where has my libido gone? Oh where is my libido now? I gave i.....Read more

The Closer I Get (To You)

The Closer I Get (To You)

I trip at every step I take to you. I fall at every hurdle but I push on through. I don’t want to admit it but there’s no other way of seeing it - I’ll never get closer to you. My words get mixed up and unclear when I’m .....Read more

Rock Pooling (Sunshine Mix)

Rock Pooling (Sunshine Mix)

Let’s go rock pooling, acting young and fooling around. Rock hopping, seagull spotting, building in the sand. Drawing pictures, cartoon features, artwork on the beach. Transient sculpture with no future, a timeless maste.....Read more

Ladies' Man

Ladies' Man

He had a small, tight, white, bow tie. A monocle stuck in his wide right eye. A thin moustache, a thick coarse laugh, a brow that knitted, a suit that fitted, the gift of the gab, a fine line in patter, a Paddington star.....Read more

Different World

Different World

Harsh weather warnings, imminent failure, global warmings, immediate danger, wild fires raging Italy to Albania, fire fighters fighting Bosnia to Romania, ice caps melting, nothing but rain here. Flat capped roofs and sh.....Read more

(He's Got) Nobby Style

(He's Got) Nobby Style

The wide boy’s on the right side again. Playing straight down the middle, never in defence or attacking. He stands tall with his eyes on the ball, grinning. It’s not the taking part that counts – it’s winning. Oh he feel.....Read more

Cigarettes & Calpol

Cigarettes & Calpol

Accidents can happen and you were one of them. If you’re a boy we can play football, a girl we’ll sew a hem. I’m quite good at defending but not at gender bending. You’re going to drive me potty with your potty training......Read more

I Like You (You're Nice)

I Like You (You're Nice)

Nice face, nice smile, nice taste, nice style – I like you you’re nice. Nice eyes, nice hair, nice legs, nice underwear – I like you you’re nice. You’re so very nice and I would like to try and get to know you better - m.....Read more

e-motion

e-motion

The more you talk the less I listen. I’ll get straight to the point before you digress, I like you more when you want me less. The more you speak the less you say. Non stick man with Teflon skin leatherette, not the real.....Read more

Motor Once Motor Twice - remould

Motor Once Motor Twice - remould

Motor once motor twice, it’s everything I need. Motor once motor twice, so real that it can breathe. I go out in the night and I drive all around. Motor once motor twice keeps me from going underground. Motor once motor .....Read more

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