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Where Has My Libido Gone?

Where Has My Libido Gone?

Oh where has my libido gone? Last night it was abundant but now there is none. I put it somewhere for safekeeping - I think you stole it while I was sleeping! Where has my libido gone? Oh where is my libido now? I gave i.....Read more

The Closer I Get (To You)

The Closer I Get (To You)

I trip at every step I take to you. I fall at every hurdle but I push on through. I don’t want to admit it but there’s no other way of seeing it - I’ll never get closer to you. My words get mixed up and unclear when I’m .....Read more

Rock Pooling (Sunshine Mix)

Rock Pooling (Sunshine Mix)

Let’s go rock pooling, acting young and fooling around. Rock hopping, seagull spotting, building in the sand. Drawing pictures, cartoon features, artwork on the beach. Transient sculpture with no future, a timeless maste.....Read more

Ladies' Man

Ladies' Man

He had a small, tight, white, bow tie. A monocle stuck in his wide right eye. A thin moustache, a thick coarse laugh, a brow that knitted, a suit that fitted, the gift of the gab, a fine line in patter, a Paddington star.....Read more

Different World

Different World

Harsh weather warnings, imminent failure, global warmings, immediate danger, wild fires raging Italy to Albania, fire fighters fighting Bosnia to Romania, ice caps melting, nothing but rain here. Flat capped roofs and sh.....Read more

(He's Got) Nobby Style

(He's Got) Nobby Style

The wide boy’s on the right side again. Playing straight down the middle, never in defence or attacking. He stands tall with his eyes on the ball, grinning. It’s not the taking part that counts – it’s winning. Oh he feel.....Read more

Cigarettes & Calpol

Cigarettes & Calpol

Accidents can happen and you were one of them. If you’re a boy we can play football, a girl we’ll sew a hem. I’m quite good at defending but not at gender bending. You’re going to drive me potty with your potty training......Read more

I Like You (You're Nice)

I Like You (You're Nice)

Nice face, nice smile, nice taste, nice style – I like you you’re nice. Nice eyes, nice hair, nice legs, nice underwear – I like you you’re nice. You’re so very nice and I would like to try and get to know you better - m.....Read more

e-motion

e-motion

The more you talk the less I listen. I’ll get straight to the point before you digress, I like you more when you want me less. The more you speak the less you say. Non stick man with Teflon skin leatherette, not the real.....Read more

Motor Once Motor Twice - remould

Motor Once Motor Twice - remould

Motor once motor twice, it’s everything I need. Motor once motor twice, so real that it can breathe. I go out in the night and I drive all around. Motor once motor twice keeps me from going underground. Motor once motor .....Read more

Play On

Play On

Play On The sun is here, as bright as it can be, the birds fly high up in the sky a sight for my sore eyes to see but all I want to do is sit up in my bed with you. Well she’s an old fashioned girl in a modern .....Read more

Love Letters and Medication

Love Letters and Medication

Love letters and medication, and a heartfelt situation, has always done it for me. Love letters and medication, a certain element of frustration, gentle manipulation by degree. You can’t say fairer than that. If you want.....Read more

A Dream

A Dream

You come when you want, in your own time, come when you choose. I'll get in some beer, get in some wine, get in some food. We can talk all day - it won't matter whatever we say. You can come round this evening, I'll open.....Read more

Pulling Her Hair Out

Pulling Her Hair Out

“Well at least it’s a start” said CQB to reporters on the serving up of a new song called ‘Pulling Her Hair Out’. This hopefully indicates the imminent release of a full menu of Crazy Quilt Bouquet material. “It’s just t.....Read more

2x2

2x2

2 X 2 is 4. 3 X 3 is 9. 4 X 4 is even more but 1 X 1 is fine. I divide my time between numbers and rhyme. I subtract square roots from facts with plus and minus signs. 2 X 2 is 4. 3 X 3 is 9. 4 X 4 is even .....Read more

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