Keith Pitt-Simpel Live Coach, Guru, Performance Artist
I will change your life. I know the truth. No-one else does, so forget them. I offer group coaching and insight realignment through the media of song, music and anecdote.
You will come and sit in rows or maybe circles. You will share crisps with strangers and measure string in pursuit of the eternal question.
Those in the front row will touch me and feel my power.
I will send you off with instructions and your happiness will increase for life is indeed black and white.
You will return to your messy life armed with the broom of perspicacity and things will change because your thinking has changed.
And you will have paid a fraction of my £75 hourly fee and you will smile.