You Didn't!

I found the needle in the haystack and I passed right through the eye of that needle. I found the four leafed clover - it had hens' teeth in the middle. I saw two magpies against the cloudless sky. Jumped over the moon with the pigs that fly. I'm one hell of a lucky guy. Not a dry eye in the house and I think - water everywhere but not a drop to drink. So I splash my face and join the human race - standing on the podium in first place. It's a competition and it's a game. I can't help it if I've won again. It's free to enter I'm not to blame. They say a change is as good as a rest - well I prefer the rest. What you've got is as good as it gets and when you put it like that it's a matter of fact. If imitation is the highest form of flattery and sarcasm is the lowest form of wit - then what of your sarcastic imitations and your imitations of being sarcastic? Observers, critics, commentators. Photo fits of imitators. Imageless impersonators. I've got my Nikon Nikon - got my Minolta. Gonna take your picture when I know I didn't oughta. Not voyeuristic, just observation. I'm snap happy, snap happy, gonna take the rap happy. Everybody's looking older, everybody's getting balder. Everybody's looking fatter, except for those getting thinner. Everybodys skin is looser, everybody's getting tighter. Everybody's getting heavy but me I'm getting lighter. I almost missed the boat (but you didn't), I nearly lost the race (but you didn't). I almost got uptight (but you didn't), I nearly lost my face (but you didn't). I nearly had an affair (but you didn't), I came close to saying goodbye (but you didnt). I tried to make you cry (but you didn't), I wanted to die (but you didn't).

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